Welcome, welcome, welcome! LYDIA: I really like you guys. DELIA: Yeah! Barbara! BEETLEJUICE: Please dont make me beg. Well Im warning you because I got millions of em. Adam, youre boring. PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. BEETLJUICE: You know overnight delivery cost extra. We did kill someone though. ADAM: Hang on. I have a peephole; I can see you Youre scary, goodbye!
And I never got the chance to use them while I was alive. Were not like you! Oh you dont have a handbook? BEETLEJUICE: DID I SAY NETHERWORLD? Your moms dead, shes in the Netherworld. BARBARA: And Lydia, she cant live like this! Its a little crooked. Yes, its been very creepy. to read our character analysis for Lydia and unlock other amazing theatre resources! Oh God, how I missed that sound. LYDIA: I dont know how! About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . 5. Call 9-1-1! Im gonna say it! Lydia. This is exciting! LOOK! The show opened in April 2019 at the Winter Garden Theatre but, just under a year later, the pandemic shuttered it prematurely. Wait! NO! The Preacher, Beetlejuice, and Lydia. Delia! DELIA: Black reminds me of a funeral! To the dead. Mom was the ghost of Edgar Allan Poe! 2019 Broadway Beetlejuice the Musical Songs with Lyrics. Like these weirdos. Video Examples. Sayonara. We left each other behind. Results may vary. Its gonna be so good for all of us. You saw that monster! BEETLEJUICE: We are gonna make such a great team! Im going to the Netherworld! So if you wanna save Barbara, then I need you to marry me! BEETLEJUICE: Thats it! Beetlejuice : I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. Puppet show!! I orbit. "Beetlejuice made 'weird' look cool. BEETLEJUICE (THE MAITLANDS): SCREW THEIR PHONES! 24m. LYDIA: I had a change of heart. ADAM: Im sorry, I have to say it, this house is not stupid. However, there was no reasoning with the spirit, but Adam and Barbara had a slight advantage in the fact that they weren't stuck in Adam's miniature town. It bridged the cultural gap between the cult movie and the studio movie, making a genre-movie quirkiness acceptable to the mainstream." New York Times film critic Glenn Kenny 3 DELIA: What are you talking about? Dont you wanna get these people out of your house? You know, my guru Otho says Depression is like an ugly sweater. Well its a lot bigger on the inside! They can never take it away! LYDIA: What's goin' on, Delia? Lift with your back! If requested, here are a few audition monologues for Beetlejuice: "MacKenzie #1" in Audition Arsenal for Men in Their 20s . OTHO: (offstage.) OUR TROUBLES ALL ENDED ON THE DAY THAT WE BEFRIENDED HIM. A fall from that height?
You are dead? They look right through me! [speaks in Lydia's voice] Beetlejuice: I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. Girl, just say it three times in a row. its just like Wah, Wah, Wah Wah Wah Wah. All these feelings. BARBARA: So, now what? What does that mean? We do not have time to make screaming, passionate, love right now. Lydia: I am alone. ADAM: So he sent little Howard the third, and long story short, I got the last bottle of Manchurian Tung oil! Sorry! LYDIA: I dont know! You go to the Netherworld, you dont come back. LYDIA: Im gonna use it to bring my mom back from the Netherworld. Give me just one more BEETLEJUICE: It's showtime! Hibiscus_Flower. ADAM: What is that? (ADAM kisses BEETEJUICE. BEETLEJUICE: You heard the lady! Im crying because Im so happy. Which does not come easy. Sorry, I dont mean to bore you guys, talking about my mom. BEETLEJUICE: AHH YOU FOOLED ME WITH LOVE! OTHO: So glad that you asked. I sense your touch. OH GOD! She was my whole world. ADAM: You don't like this stuff? Beetlejuice is ruder, raunchier and frankly, more repellent than ever in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film. Well, I should probably get going. A toast to my father and his all important business! This house is haunted! Uh, maybe I should answer for her, okay? BEETLEJUICE: (snaps fingers and the Sandworm attacks) Thats why not! It didn't work. In her eyes, her ability to "gut" the house is connected to her ability to express, from which Charles is blocking her. And she left us. 119. Monologues are presented on StageAgent for educational purposes only. You dont like your dad, and I dont like my mom! BARBARA: But were invisible. These are the biggest changes that . BARBARA: We're ghosts, damn it! Now, go on girl, get out of here, you know youre free, go on, get out of here. There are people downstairs. LYDIA: You guys want your house back, right? BEETLEJUICE: (sinisterly.) Its the one room in the house thats still ours! LYDIA: Dead Mom? Strangers. Im ready for some people to die. Do the research! In Michael McDowell's script, the adorable Maitlands' death scene is quite graphic and traumatic they get trapped in a car and scream to no avail as they're shown slowly drowning. BARBARA: Thats so strange, Its not hot. Id like to meet my fianc, Delia. DELIA: Charles, that was the most spiritually nourishing rogering you have ever given me. Because I dont think we can. (laughs.). I accept you. Im a dead guy, stuck in the world of the living with nothing, and no one to share it with. (a beat.) BARBARA: Fool your friends, fun at parties I DID IT! I have been waiting for so long for you people to die, and now youre here and I just think were going to make such a great team, dont you? DELIA: Lydia, I know that I am paid to care about you, but Id like us to be real friends! BEETLEJUICE: HIS NAME WAS KEVIN! Dad, please. And speaking of, right on time! AHAHAHAHA SHUT UP! DELIA: Wait, Charles, are you breaking up with me? DELIA: Well, Im so happy for all of you. IS SIMPLY A MANIFESTATION OF MOTHERLY PANIC, AREN'T YOU CREATING A WAY OF TRANSLATING THE TERROR, HIDING AWAY SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO FACE BEING A BAD MOM, ADAM AND BARBARA: SOON ENOUGH, OUR HOPES AND OUR DREAMS WILL BE CRUSHED. Now rise, and be released from death! And then mom said, Lets clean up. And she made us sing that song she always loved. CHARLES: Lydia, in twenty-four hours, Maxie Dean will be here to have dinner with our family.
(doorbell rings.) BARBARA: I think so! But we just have to hold onto each other and live through it. I thought she was talking about us. STOREROOM - DAY Adam puts away the tape but keeps on humming the song. It says, Im warm, Im friendly, and I think about death only a normal amount! Once he realizes this house is haunted, well have to leave! But it seems that Teeter is not content with just wowing audiences on stage. Is this it? This was an excuse to make the boys interact and realize they all are wife simps. (a beat or two.) Dont, DONT text me in the middle of the night saying U up? because guess what? Im his fifth wife! Right now, just outside the walls of this house, nestled in the hatch back of my Toyota Prius, is a mysterious object of my own design. BEETLEJUICE: Okay, plan B! Im so glad you could make it! Thats why youre here. ), ADAM: Somebody do something! OTHO: Its Kevin! By the time you read this note. Lets draw the door. In the video, Baldwin recalls the one thing that gave him hope about the film was the performance of his co-star, Michael Keaton, whom he describes as a "comedy Annie Oakley.". BEETLEJUICE: Well then what am I supposed to do! I'm on the bench, but Coach. ADAM: That guy! I gotta keep these two lovebirds here, with me so they can haunt their house Ahh! BEETLEJUICE: Babs, I get it, I totally get it, but the two of you are special. "Beetlejuice" runs through . For we do not walk alone., GROWN UPS WANT TO FIX THINGS, WHEN THEY CANT, IT ONLY FILLS THEM WITH SHAME, IS IT BEING GREEDY TO NEED SOMEBODY TO SEE ME AND SAY MY NAME. CHARLES: Hey! 3."My whole life is a dark room. We invisibles have to stick together! ADAM: Oh god! You were so desperate for somebody to love you that you act like a damn fool. Move forward. Beetlejuice: [covers Lydia's mouth with his hand] She's a little bit nervous. But, its true, I was kicked in the head by a dressage horse. LYDIA: The Netherworld? ADAM: Oh yeah? BARBARA: Wait, what? Weve already said it a bunch of times! Death for the dead. TELL MY STORYY! (a beat.) Some things work better in the movie, some work better in the musical. OO! Who knows what hes done to Lydia! Thats great! LYDIA: What? Now, lets get you processed. THE THREE OF US ALONE CAN WRECK DAD'S EVENING, YEAH, I GOT GAME! One of the reasons Beetlejuice's Lydia is an icon is her style. Netherworld. CHARLES: Lydia, you have moped around for months, dressed in black, obsessing about death! CHARLES: Thats because Im trying to Delia, do your job please, life coach her. Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. LYDIA: I can't keep living like this! GET OUTTA MY WAY. So goodbye . TAKE YOUR PLACES I WANT SCARY FACES NOW GO! Let me ask you a question. Love is love. And I want everyone here to know it. The whole "being dead" thing has never been so frightfully fun as in Beetlejuice, the Broadway musical based on the 1988 Tim Burton cult classic movie. BEETLEJUICE: DON'T YOU WANNA SEE DAD SUFFER? Yeah Yeah Yeah. BEETLEJUICE: WHY GOD-SLASH-SATAN, DID YOU SEND THESE BED WETTERS? When Lydia calls on Beetlejuice to scare away her . MISS ARGENTINA: DID YOU EVEN READ THE HANDBOOK? Im gonna find my mom! Shes a demon, and she doesnt get me. we have to go home! Everyone here would go back if they could! DELIA: Charles, maybe we should just tell her about us. And such a bold departure from the original source material! Thats a neat trick. I don't even like pottery! 'Otho Fenlock's Locked Door Ghosts' Probably committed suicide up there. TELL MY STORYYYYYY! LYDIA: Greetings, ghosts. Beetlejuice truly hits me in a special part of my heart. BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah. LYDIA: Yeah. LYDIA: I just need one of you to open it! Where the contestants suck and the host is very angry, because his plan to become alive just went balls up! Then they . BARBARA: This is the first nice moment weve had sincesince we died. DELIA: Lydia, look, I know that youre upset, but maybe this is meant to be. These ghosts are gonna make us a fortune! Do you think you would mind leaving and never coming back? Prrokie! You ripe old bastard. ADAM: Again, we do not want to kill anyone! BEETLEJUICES: ALL WE WANNA DO IS HEAR THAT SOUND. YES! MONSTER BEETLEJUICE: Your not invisible when you're me! I dont know what kind of game youre playing right now, but-. Tagged: Whorehouse, Anxious. The Maitlands and Beetlejuice, Lydia thinks, can bring her to the netherworld to see her mother once more. LYDIA: Hey Maybe we can help each other. LYDIA: I just want something to remember you bye, when youre gone. I'm so glad you changed your mind. BEETLEJUICE: Thank you! Its like against the law at my house. ", AND SHE'LL BE LIKE "OH, NOTHIN' JUST RUNNING THE WORLD.". Make My Millennium!". And I like the attic! Oh I don't see anything -- Aah! BEETLEJUICE: Oh, not so fast Mr. Soulbox. ADAM: I dont mean her, I mean her family. **Beetlejuice: The Musical has ended its Broadway run, but is currently touring nationally. CHARLES: Lydia, Im not going to answer a question like that. Now, we have two days to transform this old house into the flagship model home of my new gated community. All you gotta do is say my name. ADAM: Kill?!??!? Thats your answer for everything! MISS ARGENTINA: But thats impossible, you youre a living girl. Tagged: Rhymes, Juice, Loose. Back off! LYDIA: Okay. LYDIA: I cant change anything! CHARLES: No, shes still too fragile. Okay, I see what you did there. ITS ALMOST A GIVEN THAT I WILL ALL SOON BE ALIVE. IM TIRED OF TRYIN TO IRON OUT MY CREASES, HE WANTS ME TO SMILE AND CLAP LIKE A PERFORMING SEAL, YOU WONT BELIEVE THE MESS THAT WEVE BECOME, ARE YOU RECEIVING? (draws door.) From A Chorus Line to You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown, we've got plenty of monologues from musicals to choose from! CHARLES: You made it big. Mom! But hes my monster. Im bringing my mom back, and none of you can stop me! That was a disaster. DELIA: (aggressive.) All recently deceased individuals, form a line! It's our house now, kid! What if Lydia walks in? Feel nothing. ADAM: And your dad has made some big mistakes with the interior design! We only provide suggested audition monologues or songs for an individual character if our system finds content that matches a character's traits. It is based on the 1988 film of the same name, directed by Tim Burton with story by Michael McDowell and Larry Wilson, about a deceased couple who try to haunt the new inhabitants of their former home and call help from a devious bio-exorcist ghost named Betelgeuse (pronounced . Ill just ask Adam and Barbara. An infinite abyss of nothing! Beetlejuice is a stage musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King. I know, theres still so much I wanted to do. Whos there? I meant to say. All I want is for someone, anyone to look my way and say Hey. Ill do it. I'LL MAKE THE BEST OF BEING FLESH AND BONE, BEETLEJUICE: Thats right! Like a gay republican! So, take a breath, metaphorically, and just remember. First time haunting your own genuine haunted house, and youre a natural. No no no no no. LYDIA: NO! It has to stop. CHARLES: Lydia! This is the first nice moment Ive had since I got here. ADAM: Well that wasnt very nice. BEETLEJUICE: ZWEEBY, BEEBY, BOO-BAH-BAH-DEE! 7 a script for the sequel was commissioned. DELIA: Life coaching! (more chase.) Delilah BEETLEJUICE: We didnt hang out much, Charles! Got any references? I love old books. BARBARA: Well, whatd you expect? BEETLEJUICE: Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes, please say yes. CHARLES: Oh yes, Lydia, she uh, Im afraid she wont be joining us. LYDIA: Dad! My dad never wants me to talk about her. I havent always been such a good mother. This. LYDIA: But Dad, theres no one in it. Thats why Ive been trying so hard to build a new one. CHARLES: HELLO! "Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.". Its time for Americas favorite game show! ADAM: I didnt think it was that weak! AND ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SAY MY NAME THREE TIMES. Every bit of it. By the time you read this, I will be gone, having jumped off . Ive learned a lot. BEETLEJUICE: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! LYDIA: Mom?! The Maitlands: More Boring Than Brigadoon Thats right, I said it. BEETLEJUICE: NO! You said you would help us! BEETLEJUICE: ZOOBY DOOBY DOOBY, DOOBY DOP AND BOW! DELIA: Oh! Its less. Also, one of your wine glasses is poison! And breathers worry so much about their stupid little lives, most of them never notice anything strange or unusual unless you make them. OKAY! Theres very good energy in here. 4) "JAG" 18) The film "Beetlejuice" ended with Lydia dancing to what song? Barbara, its like one of our classes! BARBARA: Ill make a (a beat.) Up the stairs! Prologue: Invisible - Lydia 2. He was already dead. If this house is haunted, then that means mom might still be back at our old house! LYDIA: No, it was adorable. LYDIA: But were moving forward!, right? LYDIA: Mother nearest, heart how dearest. Uh, hey! My guruOtho! BARBARA: SURE, THE GROOM CRAWLED OUT OF A TOMB, BARBARA/DELIA: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, I WANNA SEE A TEAR IN EVERY EYE AS I PASS BY, I KNOW THAT ON THE OUTSIDE HE'S DISGUSTING, BUT I KNOW THAT THIS TIME, I'M MAKIN' IT RIGHT, ALL: HERE COMES THE BRIDE HERE COMES THE BRIDE, I CAN'T BELIEVE SOME CULTURES THINK THIS KIND OF THING'S ALRIGHT, LYDIA: MY CREEPY OLD GUY MY CREEPY OLD GUY. CHARLES:Yes, but we have to move forward! . LYDIA: You wouldnt listen dad. This is the best day of my life! Its okay at Christmas, but the rest of the year, you gotta put it away! Which reminds me, I got you a new dress for your fathers business dinner! CHARLES: Sweet Jesus, Delia we need a real exorcist! ADAM: You away from her! CHARLES: Thats insane, shes not(BEETLEJUICE uses his powers to shut up CHARLES. BEETLEJUICE: Looks like we're not invisible anymore! ADAM: So, crazy story. LYDIA: In my vision, my dad and I are back in our old house in New York. (Smokes.) Do not be afraid. AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE LIKE "I KNOW! DELIA: Otho, I noticed that the Soulbox is both glowing and making a noise. I have some good news. BEETLEJUICE: PRETTY MUCH, ANY GHOST'LL DO, SURE. I cancelled the exorcist, and Ive hired someone better. Unless of course, its a murder suicide, which makes for a very awkward eternity. BEETLEJUICE: NO! A ballad already? BARBARA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? BEETLEJUICE: Fine! LYDIA: You know what? I just can't deal with Delia. BARBARA: No offense mister, but you give me the creeps. "The Swamp" in The Acting Coach Approach: 48 Monologues for Kids . Now I just need to convince Maxie Dean. JUNO: I shouldve guessed youd be mixed up in all of this! Are you alright? (laughs) Hell do it. Lets get that book open. I had a vision once. Lets chop off his head. Based on the 1988 Burton film, this musical delves into the life of oddball teen Lydia Deetz, who meets a recently deceased couple and an unruly demon willing to help them haunt a house. Why dont you have a handbook? BARBARA: THEN THERE'S THE WHOLE DARN ECONOMY, ADAM AND BARBARA: READY TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP. Cmon. I want you to get Beetlejuice out of the picture!". Then, the B-mans free and the mai tais are on me. Its a classic Victorian with the original crown molding. Beebleboose! Yes book? Its finally time for you two to go to the Netherworld! It's not about that. CHARLES: LOOK AT ME! DELIA: I dont understand! Hiya mom! BARBARA: I know. Devoted wife to Charles, beloved mother to Lydia. BARBARA: We are not aluminum siding people! What do I always say about doubt? MISS ARGENTINA: THIS IS THE NETHERWORLD! BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS, THE MAITLANDS, CHOIR: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE. Draw a door, go home! And we should tell her that! Just a bunch of Howards and then you die. AND Im from New Jersey! Why is Ohio so powerful?! CHARLES: Delia! CHARLES: I am very good at sex. THEY'RE SWEET, BUT I'M A DEMON STRAIGHT FROM HELL, (LYDIA pushes BEETLEJUICE off of the roof.). Just put me in the game. Home Explore Songbook Top Artists Groups Apps Get VIP. Teen And Up Audiences. BEETLEJUICE: OH! BEETLEJUICE: Why do you gotta be so hard on me, Mom? All of us! Oh father dear! BEETLEJUICE: Well then, go fuck yourself. You see Charles, as a life coach, I have but one enemy. ADAM: Woah. I died with this sash. BEETLEJUICE: Adam (dramatic pause.) I can bring your daddy so much pain. Do you want some lunch? I dont know what I did. About Lydia. He was fast! Never change! CHARLES: Maxie! DELIA: SUCKS-YES! But what if it doesnt last? INT. I realized that I dont want to go through life alone. CHARLES: And, she wanted my blessing. Beetlejuice (v.o) (laughs to himself) you are a naughty man. Beetlejuice The Musical is rumoured to open in London's West End in Spring 2023. Respect. More about Lydia . Lady, you're forgetting something! CHARLES: I just have to get the chalk. Its the last day of their entire lives and this is what theyre talking about! Fool your friends! Chapter 1: The Netherworld. This iteration of Scott Brown and Anthony King's musical, with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect, is otherwise nearly identical and keeps all the musical's hit songs intact, including the viral hit "Say My Name" and the Harry Belafonte classic "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)." In the show, the titular Beetlejuice is a demon who's stuck haunting a . Started asking myself the big questions like why are our bodies still in the basement? LYDIA: Hey Delia! You know what it feels like to get everything you thought you ever wanted, but still feel like no one will every love you? I thought she was terrifying, but nobody knew who she was. You have sealed my fate with your betrayal. Your father was trying to hide you from us. Except, this one year we tried to do a classic horror theme. You know? Where is that damned exorcist? Well that was a soliloquy, so you're the one who's being rude. I call it The Soulbox. Does this dress say Mindfulness?. Adorable! Ive never felt this before. LYDIA: Shade Maternal, Fate Infernal, I summon thee with Saturns breath. Theyre the real villains of this show. CHARLES: That demon with the stupid hair, hell be waiting for us. We mostly just watched and drank wine. LYDIA: I dont have a lot of friends so, if I have to live in this stupid house, at least I know Ill have you guys in the attic. LYDIA: Hey dad? Beetlejuice - Musical. Ooh, ooh, somebody's at the door; alright, Let's make some more people scream! Im sorry everybody. And they have scorpions for teeth! (closes door.) Theres a Toblerone, a bath bomb, a book youre never going to read. Now normally, I would use a plumbline for this, but Im not too shabby with a freehand. She scratches that out. But I (a beat.) CHARLES: Lydia! BEETLEJUICE: YouareADORABLE (kisses Adam) HA! Betelgeuse , Beetlejuice. This guy knows what Im talking about, I gotta get out of here! Lydias vision was right! BEETLEJUICE: I am not Wiccan, and that is nothing like this. Yup, thats the one. Are you all right? Maybe Ive been all wrong about you. close. I am utterly alone. Im going to find mom! Rule number two: every new ghost gets a tote bag! Say Chuck, didnt you used to have a daughter? I'm talkin' jump-scares, the jerky Japanese ghost-walk. BEETLEJUICE: I wanted to help you guys, its literally all I wanted, but the two of you are helpless. Im invisible. So I kinda found the original script for the DC run of Beetlejuice. I designed it to reflect wealth, sophistication, and above all-. Theyre chasing me! DELIA: Knock Knock! It's a gold mine! In a haunted house, all alone! I never said-, LYDIA: You never say ANYTHING! Maybe, we can help each other! GOOD OLD FASHIONED WEDDING WITH SOME DANCING AND UN-DEADING. BARBARA: Im sorry, why are we in the attic? BEETLEJUICE: YES ADAM! BEETLEJUICE: Oh, Babs, I would LOVE that. Please, forgive me! MAXIE DEAN: Oh, dont mind her. Its about love! Drink it, or throw it out! Theyre made out of the devil! Dead guy, what brings you to the roof? I am the once and forever, Miss Argentina! And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff. Parts. All ghosts shall proceed directly to the Netherworld. ADAM: I have an idea! LYDIA: There's one thing that can still stop him. I mean you saw these schmucks up here. ADAM: Wed love it! OH! The happiness is completely gone, and that just makes me really sad. For this list, we'll be looking at the choreography and dance sequences from films spanning between 1980 to 1989 that define this era and the dance genre. BEETLEJUICE: NO, WHAT FILLS YOU WITH RAGE? Wait come back! I changed a lot. So, what do you say? The late '80s cartoon of the same name makes Beetlejuice and Lydia best friends, not maybe-lovers, and the Broadway musical made a big effort to modernize the story: It does keep the "I'm . Sucks-Yes! Beetlejuice will play its first show on Friday, April 8, 2022, it was announced Monday. Lets say we are dead thats bad, obviously, but hey, maybe! What else do you have to do, Mami? AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO PROCESS MY ANGER BECAUSE AS A SOCIETY WE DONT TEACH MEN HOW TO PROCESS THEIR ANGER, SO MAYBE ILL JUST TRYMURDER! I am utterly alone. Ive got a way to make everyone see me. You said no Ink Spots on this vacation! AGHHHHHH! DELIA: But what if its Lydia? Life is a goddamn roller coaster, I dont know how you people do that. Oh, my God! Pluslearn to throw your voice! Ready, Set, Not Yet - Adam . Maybe the most haunting thing about "Beetlejuice," the new musical version of the 1988 Tim Burton movie that is having its world premiere at the National Theatre, is the creepy feeling of . WE'RE MORE THAN DETRITUS WE'RE FINALLY ALIVE! (chuckling.) LYDIA: My whole life is a dark room. Lydia doesnt have my resilience. BEETLEJUICE: Its a figure of speech Adam, okay? Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" Based on Tim Burton's blockbuster film of the same name, this animated show features Beetlejuice, the wild "ghost with the most" from the "Neitherworld" and his mortal best friend Lydia Deetz, a young, perky goth girl attending a private school in a sleepy little Connecticut town. Shes always like Get a job! or Why is your hair purple? or I shouldve left, like your father. The point is, Maybe we can help each other out, DON'T YOU WANT A PAL? 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